Privacy/Disclaimer
This is the official Ask a Swans Supporter Privacy Policy Page.
The policy is this:
“Don’t send peoples private things to other peeps or businesses unless they’ve asked for it (which you havent) and make sure that all the details are stored in a cardboard box which is protected by a rubber band and buffy esque white magic ward.”
For those than need something with a little more legaleeze:
We don’t spam. We will not give your email address to any 3rd party, or send you unsolicited advertisements. We require your email address so we can confirm that we can contact you for administrative and support purposes. We occasionally send communications to our user base with updates and information relating to the service.
Disclaimer
The Swans Supporter website is in no way officially affiliated with the Sydney Swans or the AFL or any of its subsidiary bodies. The opinions of the Swan Supporter are purely fictitious and any resemblance to views commonly held by the public at large are intended to provide comic insight into the machinations of the game of Australian rules football. In case you’ve made it this far and havent worked it out yet – this site is a pastiche, which is fancy french word for ‘taking the piss’. Get over it, it’s not mean to offend anyone, if it has, put your money in a swear jar or donate it to the AusKick.
All rights reserved Hiredgoon, Kain Tietzel and the Swan Supporter.
